why didn i think of that?

Some of my dreams include to be a rock star, a movie star, and to invent something incredbile... Here are just a few of my recent faves including:

Never go to bed lonely again....

     

You never have to worry about how you are going to blow your runny nose again?

And for my personal favorite and really the only one i would use: 

rocking out while cleaning off? Sounds like splendorous bubbliness!!

I will be on the prowl later today for a new posting section i like to call the "Douche Bag of the Day." somebody who engages in such douche baggery you feel the need to call them out on a public forum.... please inform me of this douche bag and i will be here to facilitate such "calling out." 

i'm off to engage in the real world for a few short hours...

Feel free to ignore me, or feel free to adore me!