hiatus

i am a terrible blogger. especially right now with school coming to an end and family functions for the wedding only beginning. i would like to state that i will be on hiatus not for a certain amount of time. i will be blogging here and there and i will make you laugh i swear ( whoa! I rhymed yall) i just want you to know that when i post the words HIATUS or nothing at all please be informed that its because my life is not allowing me the time to slow down and breathe let alone time to blog. im so sorry and i love you all

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slang-tastic

The time ticks by slowly, but in actuality the time flies right by us and sometimes we fail to see it.

i thought the best way to make one understand this is through one of my favorite things..... SLANG! i love slang phrases and old time slang. this will be a comparative look at how we express ourselves today as opposed to those of yesteryear...

The following are a few of my favorite now terms...terms (some of which ive never heard used) that todays generation find in their daily vocabulary.

(these can be found on urbandictionary.com)

FriendTM April 6

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When a friend low on cash (the paper kind) pays the group's bill on their debit card in order to get the cash from their friends--therefore avoiding both the ATM surcharge and the inconvenience of finding one.

"Hey guys, can I FriendTM this? I don't have any cash."

april baby April 1

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A term coined by lil wayne, meaning a fool.

"He's an april baby for thinking he could ever get with someone like her."

Bromance March 27

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Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.

Dave: No sweat, pal.

Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.

bitchassness March 22

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Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.

Tony: "Dont fuck up in our friendship Kile ... cause i will call u out on ur BitchAssNESS!!!"

Kile: "Doctor, is there something we can do??? is there something that i can take to cure this bitchassness???"

cewebrity March 18

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an internet personality that has attained celebrity

Have you seen that kid from pixieland.org? Holy crap he's poppin up everywhere including conan o'brien...when did he become a cewebrity?

Strand-up comedy March 8

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The way one's hair can look first thing in the morning, sticking straight up in all directions.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

dejabrew March 6

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Much like deja vu dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer.

I remember now standing on the bar stool pissing into my beer mug while laughing at anything and everything. Oh my God, dejabrew! I won't ever be able to face those people again.

prostiboots February 7

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Boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute.

She best take off those prostiboots before someone asks her what she charges!

trusticles January 12

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Having the balls to trust someone in a difficult situation, when the failure of that trust would result in injury or financial loss.

I know I got my law degree online, but we're family. Show me you've got some big trusticles and let me defend you in court!

screwvenir December 4, 2008

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anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

Now those really give me a little chuckle here and there...

let us take a look at the difference in generations, here are some slang terms from the older generations:

Beat Feet

Leave the scene in a hurry.

Cherry

Pristine, Totally Clean. Example: "That rod is cherry"!

Drawing Designs

Usually some guy looking a girl over REAL good. Example: Ron was really drawing designs on Carolyn at the party last night.

Going Steady

If you were "Going Steady", you were dating only one special person.

airdale - an extreme loner

alkee stiff - a tramp that consumed alcohol

cackleberries - eggs

A Lick and a Promise: To do a haphazard job. "She just gave it a lick and a promise."

Lily Liver: Someone who is a coward.

some of the older ones are weirder, or not funny.... however i found it incredibly interesting to see how incredibly indulgent our generation is and how much more we share about our personal lives...

this is just a small informative posting today... if you wish to learn more about the old slang feel free to google slang, old slang, old time slang, or any of the decades slang. also feel free to visit urban dictionary. i barely skimmed the surface the page is filled with informative hilarity.

that's all folks

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google

i have decided that it wasnt food or water that was god's greatest gift to man....

it was google. you can take few hours and be happy with how you spent it if you just google....

first of all i decided to google images that came up under funny here are a few that i found:

These are what i found to be the most interesting. see not only can you google words but you can google people....

so i googled my father and this image came up with his name in it???

granted there were others this caught my eye... i wonder if my dad has some sort of secret life i am unaware of? well K-bone do ya?

this is something else i found ... i do not know why i googled him, but i did and thats that :

and....why does one want to look like that??

along those same lines i decided to google ugly people.... now i am no supermodel, but please just look as these photos and try not too feel bad or even laugh a little:

maybe this makes me mean.... but i am not sitting here and saying laugh at these people i am simply saying this is what comes up when or if you decide to google the words "ugly people" i did not post these pictures nor would i do such a thing. i am however just exploring the options google gives us...

on that note i will leave you with one and only thing to say... google brings information, people, pictures, and yes music together....check out a song devoted to google entitled, "Google Me Baby," by Teyana Taylor... check out the video on youtube at:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMfy_2VLe1c 

on that note i better be getting some shut eye...long few days ahead of me!

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Today i find myself realizing there are so many things about each and every one of us that is cool, and there are plenty of things that make us all very uncool. why is it that people try things to be cool? because they are insecure, or because they just want to fit in usually. I found sometimes making an ass of oneself (if you know properly how to handle the attention you get) can make you feel great about yourself or even give you a certain rush. This is of course coming from a girl who frequently has people shaking their heads at her( while smiling of course) saying "you're crazy." of things to that sort. i enjoy having fun and making people laugh. 

speaking of people making asses of themselves, here is a perfect example of why teenagers dont want to spend time with their parents: 

These people are obviously big fans of clowning around, or having a good old time, but i bet their kids don't love it when the clown club comes to hang out with them at the football games on friday nights.

i mean thankfully i have a very hip and cool father, but he has been known to do some embarrassing. Like the time he just showed up to my classes halloween party in 2nd grade dressed as a pumpkin. not a little baby pumpkin, i am talking 360 degrees of spherical, orange, pumpkiness. i look back on it now and its sweet, but at the time i was mortified!!! i am howvere thankful he isnt like these parents who took a movie a little too seriously; 

The incredibles is a great animated movie...thats just it, superheroes in the real world, are just regular people like doctors, dads, moms, sisters, friends, not tights wearing, beer bellied weirdos like these. i feel for the children of these two!

enough about parents let us talk a little bitty about dumbassness....this is what i like to describe as ones capability to be a dumbass. 

some people are born dumbasses, some people are brought up around dumbasses so therefor grow up to be dumbasses, or some people are just dumbasses sometimes... lets take a look:

 

This is what i like to call dumbass ingenuity... these people are lazy dumbasses who think they are being amazingly intelligent by making their pool/ drinking experience a little earier and better. what they dont realize is on slip of those "sandals" that are holding that electrical outlet space and their man parts will be feeling more than just shrinkage.

below me is what i like to call the unfortunate dumbass:

 

This poor young man is unfortunate because nobody told him that the dirt above his lip isnt coming off because he needs to shave it off. people enjoy seeing him look stupid on a regular basis with this god awful mustache, but then he helps us all out to realize he is a natural born dumbass because he puts this latex glove over his face causing him to look more idiotic.... though as a fellow dumbass ( or somebody who likes to make people laugh) this stunt is rather funny, but he is way to awful looking to begin with to attempt such a stunt. 

for the picture below i have nothing to say except this is more or less just a toolish thing to do therefor making him the toolish dumbass :

as far as the next picture goes i wont say dumbass because i knon a young fellow who has used a similar type of contraption to affix his xbox head gear, but this is just silliness and therefor considered to be dumbassness:

the thing i want to know is well we know shes not wearing a bra, but it certainly doesnt look like she needed to in the first place, so why in the world does she have that enormous cupsize when she needs to shop at the training section of the bra department!

this last one goes out to a very special person in my life, my oldest sister Andrea. She is a very caring mother of one, married, and insurance agent who has the maturity level of what i might equate to be a prepubescent 13 year old boy. she always has something to say along the topics of pooping, farting, burping, ya know the usual bodily function suspects. this next dumbass has devoted part of his style to just that, pooping. i thought i would tell her that she is not a dumbass because talking about it makes it funny, doing the following to yourself makes you not only a fashion victim, but a dumbass: 

 

some people think they are cool....they usually arent!

this to me is guilty o f dumbassness because of its disgusting factor and really why would you want to have these nails? you think its fun to run your life worrying whether you break a nail or not? DUMBASSNESS!!

dont get me wrong i am not the worlds smartest girl, some might even say im a dumbass myself, but i am just bringing the idea of dumbassness to the masses....

i hope you have enjoyed today's lesson ins how not to make an ass of yourself, or how to make an ass of yourself if you are going in that direction. remember the theory of dumbassness is really quite simple. when something is cool or funny usually you wont know it right off the bat. if you find yourself saying, "wow this is gonna be hilarious" and nobody wants to join in on the fun....that my friends is a clue that your are about to embark on a journey of dumbassness...

enjoy the day the sun is shinning in most of the world!

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body art

So i am big into self expression. i have tattoos and a nose piercing. nothing crazy of course but i was doing a little googling (something i find myself doing when im bored) and these are just a few of some of the weirder ones i stumbled upon.... ENJOY homies!


first of all, who is laying awake scared out of their wits because their boyfriend went off the deepend and did this to themself. not only that, but what did his mother do to him to make him hate her so? my dad hates that i have tattoos and i may not be done getting them, but i will never take it to this level. i am a true believer that the body is for whatever you chose it to be, but sometimes enough is enough right?



this lizard or nini (what my neice calls lizards) man if you will totally thought to himself "self... if i make my body and my whole self look like a lizard im going to get a ton of ass..."

i did a little research, he is wanted in a few states for public masterbation...(just kidding) but im sure thats about as much lovin he's gettin is from his own two hands...unless he went to the swamps one day and found a lady painted like an alligator to love him.




i will tell you some small towns are just too small. people start inbreeding and then shit hits the fan. either that or there really and truly is nothing to do and he thought to himself, " i love the way the inside of my bellybutton smells so much, im going to make it easier for myself to get my finger inside of it." nice grandpa!!!


What i wanna know is how something that reminds most people of childhood can go from this:



to something along the lines of this:



ahh america!!! well here are some cool ones of course:






these take approximately 4 hours to do on just your hand....thats crazy, along with some of the weirdos this worldis home to....well folks, its friday night and you know what that means, time for me to get to steppin!

take a look at google, you can learn some cool things and find things you really would have rather not found!


i shall talk to you all sooner than later!


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i suck

According to the new york post this years nominations for bloggies (the blogger of the year awards) I have been nominated for this years "deliquent" blogger of the year! My life got in the way this past week or two and I have not been allowing the world to see what's happenin accordin to emblog... Trust me ladies & gentle ladies I will be keeping you in the loop as soon as I gather my thoughts, wipe my brow, and pull my shit together. My sincerest apologies to the 3 people who may see this! Toodles poodles

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peeved

I'm feeling peeved today because there are a lot of rude people i the world. So, today's entry is dedicated to just that. some of the most common pet peeves of mine and of those i care about....

First of all, i hate it when you are in line at the store or waiting for something and person behind you is standing so close to you you can almost feel them breathing on you. its not like them being 2 cm closer is going to make the line go faster right?

Another common peeve is when people do not change the toilet paper role when it is empty. i myself have been known to be guilty of this myself. although, i tend to only partake i this activity in my own home, or my dads house not randoms. 

I also think its annoying when people stand over your shoulder while your doing something. its as if to say i don't trust you will do it well enough i have to check. either that or they are just super nosey. 

i also hate it when (mostly girls) have hair color that does not even come close to matching their eyebrows. I mean really you expect me to believe you're a natural blond when your eyebrows are jet black? i think not sweetheart!

Another big pet peeve of somebody i know is also something i hate as well. when people don't clear the timer on the microwave. if you are don't with it press clear. if they didn't want you to use the clock it wouldn't come with one. i hate when i would have roommates and go to check what time it was and see either thirteen seconds or press start flashing on the screen. it makes me want to scratch my eyes out. 

i am famous for this next one because i simply say it randomly at ridiculous things because most of the people i hang with have no idea. I hate it when you hear people say ," that's against my religion." especially when its something crazy. thus, why i like to say it a lot. people have crazy looks on their faces. most people are so in the dark about the jews: 

i also hate the way flight attendants have to talk. why is a lavatory...no its the potty, the shitter, the toilet, the restroom, anything but that also none of them look or smell as good as i'm sure this one does:

why is it that things like traveling via plane, bus, or anything that at one point was considered to be for privileged people are filled with disgusting floors and dirty bathrooms, and gross tasting food?

those are just a short few of the many things that bother not only myself, but others. I think i shall bring this one back to stay tuned for pet peeves part deux!! 

I got a piece of very saddening news today. My oldest and long time friends (besides my sisters of course) Abby Courtney Lanesky also known to many as worm and Alan-sky ( for you andrea) will be leaving the great state of Michigan and embarking on a journey (one which she had begun once before , but now will take another stab at) to Arizona. she will be living, breathing, eating, sleeping, drinking, karaoke'ing, dancing, obsessing over dirty dancing and rent, and yes face-booking in Arizona. I am saddened because up until this point we have been a mere 300 miles apart. as one of my oldest friends i like the idea of only being a quick 4.5 hour car ride away form some one who understand the constant use of the word cunty, why its still cool to drive around and loudly sing mmbop, and who is not addicted to drugs but Lifetime television for women.  so i don't know when she's leaving, but she'll no longer be just 300 miles away she will be 3,400 miles away by car and that does not equate to 4.5 hours in a car. it is more like 24.5  hours in a car. so here are some good pics of me and boo boo lanesky! I will miss you dearly, but i hope someday you come visit or come back to us here in the midwest. either way abby, i hope you are happy and good things come your way. love ya kiddo! WHAT'S HAPPENEIN'!!!!

Yeah i posted that pic! 

That's all for this sad day cuz thats what's happenin'

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