Today i find myself realizing there are so many things about each and every one of us that is cool, and there are plenty of things that make us all very uncool. why is it that people try things to be cool? because they are insecure, or because they just want to fit in usually. I found sometimes making an ass of oneself (if you know properly how to handle the attention you get) can make you feel great about yourself or even give you a certain rush. This is of course coming from a girl who frequently has people shaking their heads at her( while smiling of course) saying "you're crazy." of things to that sort. i enjoy having fun and making people laugh. 

speaking of people making asses of themselves, here is a perfect example of why teenagers dont want to spend time with their parents: 

These people are obviously big fans of clowning around, or having a good old time, but i bet their kids don't love it when the clown club comes to hang out with them at the football games on friday nights.

i mean thankfully i have a very hip and cool father, but he has been known to do some embarrassing. Like the time he just showed up to my classes halloween party in 2nd grade dressed as a pumpkin. not a little baby pumpkin, i am talking 360 degrees of spherical, orange, pumpkiness. i look back on it now and its sweet, but at the time i was mortified!!! i am howvere thankful he isnt like these parents who took a movie a little too seriously; 

The incredibles is a great animated movie...thats just it, superheroes in the real world, are just regular people like doctors, dads, moms, sisters, friends, not tights wearing, beer bellied weirdos like these. i feel for the children of these two!

enough about parents let us talk a little bitty about dumbassness....this is what i like to describe as ones capability to be a dumbass. 

some people are born dumbasses, some people are brought up around dumbasses so therefor grow up to be dumbasses, or some people are just dumbasses sometimes... lets take a look:

 

This is what i like to call dumbass ingenuity... these people are lazy dumbasses who think they are being amazingly intelligent by making their pool/ drinking experience a little earier and better. what they dont realize is on slip of those "sandals" that are holding that electrical outlet space and their man parts will be feeling more than just shrinkage.

below me is what i like to call the unfortunate dumbass:

 

This poor young man is unfortunate because nobody told him that the dirt above his lip isnt coming off because he needs to shave it off. people enjoy seeing him look stupid on a regular basis with this god awful mustache, but then he helps us all out to realize he is a natural born dumbass because he puts this latex glove over his face causing him to look more idiotic.... though as a fellow dumbass ( or somebody who likes to make people laugh) this stunt is rather funny, but he is way to awful looking to begin with to attempt such a stunt. 

for the picture below i have nothing to say except this is more or less just a toolish thing to do therefor making him the toolish dumbass :

as far as the next picture goes i wont say dumbass because i knon a young fellow who has used a similar type of contraption to affix his xbox head gear, but this is just silliness and therefor considered to be dumbassness:

the thing i want to know is well we know shes not wearing a bra, but it certainly doesnt look like she needed to in the first place, so why in the world does she have that enormous cupsize when she needs to shop at the training section of the bra department!

this last one goes out to a very special person in my life, my oldest sister Andrea. She is a very caring mother of one, married, and insurance agent who has the maturity level of what i might equate to be a prepubescent 13 year old boy. she always has something to say along the topics of pooping, farting, burping, ya know the usual bodily function suspects. this next dumbass has devoted part of his style to just that, pooping. i thought i would tell her that she is not a dumbass because talking about it makes it funny, doing the following to yourself makes you not only a fashion victim, but a dumbass: 

 

some people think they are cool....they usually arent!

this to me is guilty o f dumbassness because of its disgusting factor and really why would you want to have these nails? you think its fun to run your life worrying whether you break a nail or not? DUMBASSNESS!!

dont get me wrong i am not the worlds smartest girl, some might even say im a dumbass myself, but i am just bringing the idea of dumbassness to the masses....

i hope you have enjoyed today's lesson ins how not to make an ass of yourself, or how to make an ass of yourself if you are going in that direction. remember the theory of dumbassness is really quite simple. when something is cool or funny usually you wont know it right off the bat. if you find yourself saying, "wow this is gonna be hilarious" and nobody wants to join in on the fun....that my friends is a clue that your are about to embark on a journey of dumbassness...

enjoy the day the sun is shinning in most of the world!

feel free to ignore me, or feel free to adore me....