parents

parents

I have this problem where sometimes i cant seem to get myself to shut up. then there are other times when i find i have nothing really interesting to say. Lately this has plagued me i have found nothing imperative to reach out to the masses... by masses i mean my family and a select few of my friends. I also have been extremely busy trying to finish up my last full semester as a college student... (loud screams are taking place in front of my computer screen)

i have truly been a delinquent blogger...

i have come to terms with this and realized the beauty of the blog is i get to say what i need to say and i can say it only when i want to.... so in light of that i would like to continue blissfully on with what i want to share with the world today..... drum roll please.......a continued lesson on poor parenting....

basically people all over the world are suffering from dumbassness as a result of poor role models, lack or entertainment, lack of resources, or just plain old lack of brain cells...

this nice gentleman has no chance of finding anyone to fill the gaping whole in his heart his mother apparently left... i do not know what she has done to him to make him this way, but see for yourself the affects of poor parenting....

 

this just proves one must truly be ready to be a parent and bring another human being into this world if they can be sure they are capable of guiding them in a positive direction to make them a functional part of society.... survey says : EHHHHHHHHHHH! 

you can always count on the great "american" families to teach kids at an early age how to respect their elders...here is an example of just what a good child should learn from mom and pop, including their behaviors....

 

the future shines bright for this little guy i can tell!!!! and the mom or whomever is lighting that lighter laughing hysterically im sure will be so proud to see these lessons be passed on for generations to come!

as a parent it seems one must have their priorities straight....like this mom who knows it is OBVIOUSLY more important to make sure the drinks are filled rather than keeping her child out of harms way!!!

next....

we have ratings on movies for violence and graphic content to keep visuals out of sight for young eyes. it has been proven that babies and small children are affected by horrific images seen at early ages in their future... here is an example of what not to do with your baby when you have a bachelor party to attend: 

heres an idea, maybe get the stripper for one hour less and spring for the babysitter??? but im just a college student so what do i know?

when i said earlier parents should keep their kids out of harms way i think this next photo's owner may have misunderstood what i meant....i didnt mean avoid all harm by locking your kid up, but rather pay attention to them damnit!

thats just not even close to funny.... ( i think this poodle just piddled though)

who needs a babysitter when you've got a pole, and some duct tape right???

 

this kids parents are at a wedding and this babysitter doesnt charge $10 / hour... BANK!!!

the thing about this next picture is not that this child is about to drink a beer, its that this man has passed down his hair to this poor child...

mullets = devil

oh and if you're going to give your kid beer, at least make sure its a light beer...puh-leeese!!

this might make for a funny photo opportunity, but notice how this baby has a very unhappy look on its face>???

i mean how would you like being naked and shoved between two huge pieces of bread and some lettuce???? not so much

if you see images like these in your home and your response isnt  oh shit its "chug it chug it"

you need to re-evaluate your parenting skills!!!

as far as good parenting i only know what i have learned and i have an awesome dad, and my sister is an awesome mother....if only the rest of the world was as good as they are we would be in great shape!!

with this is leave you all a little bit happier about your own lives than you were before.... stay tuned with the summer comes more  and more information that might do you all real good!!!

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