eMbLoG: Reality Dumbasses

it truly has been too long since i have spent some time to share utter nonsense with you all!!! Today I was pondering one of the pop culture cliche's and that is reality stars doing sumbass stuff and getting into legal trouble!!

First off let me start with one of relaity Tv's biggest dumbasses....SLADE SMILEY!

first of all he has a dumbass name:
Slade who has been said to be a serial housewife dater (first Jo, then lauri, and now gretchen) apparently has a bit of an issue paying the bill....and by paying the bill i mean child support.... according to Jezebel.com ,"

Mr. Smiley has (8) counts of contempt of court; failure to follow court orders related to back child support from 2005 and 2006 for his youngest son.

Slade has two children from two previous relationships, the youngest of whom is very ill with a brain tumor it seemed as though the boys were living with Slade and his then-girlfriend Jo on the first season of Real Housewives, there are no photos of Slade on the child's website.

THE PHRASE BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU, seemed all to real for BIG BROTHER 9 WINNER Adam Jasinski who was arrested in 2009 for dealing Oxycondone....I always thought there was something weird about him i mean look at him:

Next on today's reality dumbass list is of course a relative of Speidi, Stephanie Pratt who was arrested in October of 2009 for drunk driving.... my question is that if they have all of this money to spend on fancy bags and designer clothing why cant they take a FREAKING cab home or hire a driver right??? i mean she looks amazing here dont you think???

she actually is making Spencers chin pubes look nice comparatively!!!

So last for today's reality dumbass stars who got arrested (because there are too many to mention them all) is one of the busy bodies of NYC's Real housewives.... Kelly Bensimon who was arrested for assaulting her 30 yr. old boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov....I mean i know she's amazon-like and a giant, but how much of a wuss is this dude that he let her beat him up? most likey she wouldnt try to hard because the countess would say it wasnt classy to break a nail...

so that is all for today's dumbassnes.....but i thought i would end this most long awaited posts with some of my favorite images....all of which are celebrity mugshots which in turn make me feel so much better bout my life.....because i may not be famous, but i am most certainly not a dumbass nor am i somebody's bitch behind bars!!!!

welcome to the real world brotheeerrrr!